crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

me: mom... dad... im g-
parents: gay?
me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is



There is no escape

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is

There is no escape

jcatgrl:

taejira:

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

missespeon:

thenaut131:

constable-frozen:

Olaf!

SERIOUSLY

WHAT THE FUCK

i feel as if this blog is going to culminate into something that will be simultaneously spectacular and horrifying and i feel like we’re accelerating towards that point very quickly right now

dropkickedmurphys:

you brute, that was MAHOGANY

dropkickedmurphys:

you brute, that was MAHOGANY

ampora-of-hearts:

That ask reminded me of those sketches I planned to work on, oops. I wanted to get at least one of them done before I fall asleep, the rest will follow soon!
AU: I knew yoU’re really not that bad/I WON’T KILL YOu. TODAY. MAYBE TOMORROW.

ampora-of-hearts:

That ask reminded me of those sketches I planned to work on, oops. I wanted to get at least one of them done before I fall asleep, the rest will follow soon!

AU: I knew yoU’re really not that bad/I WON’T KILL YOu. TODAY. MAYBE TOMORROW.

wholockedmydoor:

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

Hey, I’ve never made a face mask before

tastefullyoffensive:

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